Bernard

Everything Bernard does is for the ladies, but as soon as they get close he gets scared and just wants to be left alone. There is no strategy to interacting with yourself. His insecurities wrestle with his ego and his ego almost always wins; Bernard thinks he is better than everyone, and as much as he wants that to make him sick, you can't really fight what you honestly feel. He wears torn shoes so the hippy girls will like him, he wears a silver spike so the punk girls will like him, he wears American Apparel boxer briefs so the rich white girls will like him, he wears a smile in between giggles - Bernard knows everything is beautiful. and he also knows that if you think too much you're going to miss it.