LIVE FOREVER

i went up to my grandfather once, tugged on his hand and asked,

'grandpa, is it true you know the secret to living forever?'

'why yes, as a matter of fact I do'

'well what is it?'

'what you have to do first, is eat all of your vegetables. this is the first step. eat all of your vegetables every day and fruits too. the next step is to never drink, never smoke, and never do any drugs. You have to keep the body clean and healthy.

the next thing... hang on, let me try to remember. oh yeah, the next thing: never sleep with loose women. actually, stay away from women as much as you can. And go to bed early every night, wake up early every morning'

this was alot for my young brain to really grasp.

'thats it? that the whole secret to living forever?'

he looked at me knowingly and said,

'well, you might not actually live forever but it sure is going to feel like it.'