Steps to Live By

1. drink beers in your bedroom. make sure there are mirrors.
2. dance like everyone is watching.
3. make eyes at every single fucking girl you see.
4. don't eat animals or animal products you can burn so cleanly like this you never have to run out of energy.
5. oh god sleep so much.
6. your job means nothing but if you can execute at just a few crucial junctures they'll pay you exorbitantly to take two hour lunch breaks.
7. get rid of your car.
8. get rid of your twitter.
9. text your mom randomly it'll make her day.
10. lean on the people around you in times of need and when you realize that they couldn't be bothered square up and face life alone you're the only thing you'll ever have.

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