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less than 2% of the population, characteristics include deep poisonous resentment towards everyone you interact with

gagging on a cotton-stuffed mouth of self-worth

characteristics include being the most interesting person at the table
people on the other end leaning inwards to hear your anecdote
to see the photos of your canoe
the partners of a multi-million dollar company showing you off to the new employees like you're their fucking son or something

characteristics include never having a father
never needing a father
defining success as never having to ask anyone for anything

ask yourself why you're not like me

ask yourself why your body is not like mine
while you watch Steve Harvey instead of lifting weights
while your girlfriend makes eye contact with me for the fourth time in as many minutes


characteristics include everybody get the fuck away from me
your energy is negative drag, just fucking talking with you is slowing me down
shut the fuck up go watch fucking netflix stay out of my way

characteristics include when your sister asks you for money because she literally has none
when she asks you for money and you just bought a $500 wine club membership
and you say i'd really rather not lend you anything
i think this is a lesson you should learn
but if you really need it

in relationships you tend to look for someone who will watch you with an open mouth
someone willing to listen to hours and hours of monologue and analysis
someone who can handle the constant manic, the never resting
someone who won't say "i'm tired of being a supporting character in the Tommy Sanchez show"

bold, unabashed competence
fiercely independent and private
swelling and swelling and swelling

when will life cut me down?
will life ever cut me down?

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