Tuesday, November 23, 2004

I aint gunna work for Maggie's dime handing sad excuse for a farming returnable door slammer

i am going to enter the national story-writing contest with the following story:

Valerie is holding the mangerial position at the local delta factory. she doesn't know what really happens when she goes to sleep, but the going ons that do happen, happen while she sleeps, and that she knows for sure.

the end.

i spent the entire night with Joey, Pierre and a girl i dont even know. It was heavy. the previous passage was referring to her, and some others things that i have no control over. I have a massive amount of homework to be doing Joey with, but instead I play the keyboard with pierre's genetaliafenelageralia. you fenagling trampaminifidimophitisnificient. the crown will plainly show the prisoner. showing feelings of Joey 'spr ivate Parts. ART!!!!! the bleeding heqrts a with mother let me hammer him today.go eat fish.


Chancellor Kohl, Governing Mayor Diepgen, ladies and gentlemen: Twenty-four years ago, President John F. Kennedy visited Berlin, speaking to the people of this city and the world at the City Hall. Well, since then two other presidents have come, each in his turn, to Berlin. And today I, myself, make my second visit to your city.

that dirty dad of yours. dirty dancing. bet your bottom dollar mother fucker. the fool on the hizzle.

john heeyeah. Horneh eh? YEa. hInverteD


































jiass imnjected
kake

4 comments:

tirzah said...

this blog does not allow anonymous comments.

and also

that's sooooo gay. and when i say gay i mean fuckign wonderful.

relationships are funny things. blah blah blah i'm tommy and i smell like corn tortillas!

thomas said...

Another Comment from Tommy in August 2005.

just a reminder, Valerie is that girl from the Delta (who looked alright. red hair?) and she turned out to be pretty annoying, and she stayed at her Grandmothers house down by the entrance to the base.

don't forget

thomas said...

thomas Sanchez from March 22nd 2006:

you hung out with this Girl valerie tonight, and you were right, she doesn't look that bad. kinda young looking, but she's pretty. Red hair is for sure the thing that makes you crazy.

thomas said...

thomas sanchez from October 8th 2009:

asked Memom for Valerie's number a few months back and found out that she was working selling newspapers in LA or something. you asked Memon on Facebook which is ridiculous, I'll copypaste the conversation here:

"Dearest Tommy, I called Audrey Tarver to get Valerie's number only to find out she is down in L.A. selling magazines door to door. It is a brutal job, and I hope she will be safe. Her grandmother is very concerned. If she comes home, I'll find out where she is staying. Love you, Memom

--

Thanks Memom, I appreciate you calling for me. Crazy that she's selling magazines door-to-door, what a strange job for her to have.

Love you much Meems,
Tommy"